This was made specifically so that kids whose parents refused them concessions felt even worse

A wide variety of treats, all begging to be eaten

So the idea is, "let's make it look like the food is alive, so people want it more."

Those sodas were HAMMERED.

I will never eat another hot dog again... ever.

Beats the crap advertising theaters force us to sit through now. Shorter too.

3:12 - Hmm...I like where this is going.

Oh Christ I am so fucking hungry now.

This still faithfully plays at my drive-in's double features.