man-squat.

:(

Holy crap. This is truly painful. Most unfunny pile of loosely packed excrement ever.

I am totally embarrassed for this dude.

If this fat sack doesn't have a SomethingAwful account, then I've made a gross miscalculation.

Is this guy trying to be awful? Is he like trying to be so awful that he's good? I... I don't think he's done that... Should I be embarrassed for him?

NO IT WASN'T A GANGBANG! NOTHIN' LIKE THAT!

He's totally winded a minute in.

Two pee jokes within two minutes.

"Crazy, crazy, crazy . . ."

HEY! I didn't know I was gay! ... So, I was in the army, and I had 10 guys jumping on me ...

I got to read these screenplays.

I feel sorry for the person standing on the other side of the camera.

Did he say autistic dancing?

Also, I second the request for the screenplays.

OMG, I've been on a road trip!

He'd be alright if he loses all the material between the first second and the last second.

Two hundred fifty pounds of motorized nonfunny mounted on two glowing white pegs.

Real life Coach McGurk?

Home Movies references for the win.

FIVE STARS FOR DOIN' THE TURNAROUND

"Part 1"? Don't you threaten me, you son of a bitch.

The water was up to his knees! Laughing my ass off!

if there's a bad slant drilling joke, i haven't heard it.

It's like listening to my uncle tell jokes when he's drunk.

I like how he's actually pretending that there's an audience.

"BULLDOGS ANYONE LOVE THE BULLDOGS?!"

~silence~

Dan, both boys have seen some of your videos and are embarrassed to say the very least. Both have requested that I aid them in changing their last names to my maiden name. Wow, what a lasting impression you have made on this earth.