Did they really just admit to trying to brainwash children using baked Goldfish crackers? Please tell me that's just a really obscure metaphor for Jesus, or eternal life, or something not completely fucking evil. Someone restore my faith in humanity.
When I was in a Catholic after school program, they actually made us eat goldfish crackers while practicing for our First Eucharist. They did not have their brainwashing to the level that this church does though.
I really love how the kids are obviously just repeating lines that they have been fed.
"We don't yet have the ability to reason for ourselves and will pretty much blindly follow anything our parents decide to indoctrinate us into! Yaaaaaayyyy!"