"It also stimulates, invigorates, and penetrates!"

I know this will eventually be really helpful for disabled people, but just like the scooter; in the end it will mostly be used by fat people.

With a set of these, I'd have the confidence to become a life guard!

With GPS these would notch the awesomeness factor up +10

space marines here we come

One of the potential "issues we encounter during testing:"
With subject wearing the device, a hardware error forces the machine's legs to full extension. The hips would give out first, grinding and popping, but at least you're 5 inches taller.

I'm sure the power these can put out isn't nearly strong enough to do that, but a guy can dream.

This is just another FAD: Fatty Assistive Device.

It's the prototype for The Wrong Trousers!

How long until we get full powered armor already? I want to put "Search and Destroy" by Iggy and the Stooges on endless repeat and run around blowing shit up as soon as possible.

I would like to see this modeled by a person who actually had a disability rather than a factory worker for 5 seconds or a showman from the Honda company.
But stars for the invention.