I think I just learned how to say "a little lower, please!" in Japanese

ahahahahahaha.

Well, for once an infomercial ended in a logical manner.

Where's the in between time!!!!!!

And the entire warehouse was sold out...a happy ending!

That was absolutely brilliant.

How am I supposed to masturbate to this? None of these women are crying?

There is pretty much no way I can give this less than 5 stars. It would just be......unethical.

I'd like to take a moment to thank whoever is responsible for Japan. Thank you.

I would've swore this was a dupe. Well, five stars five nipple none the less.

5 for trans-pacific collaboration

A 1:1 expectation-to-result ratio.

No real reason to believe this was actually a parody.

too long, not worth the payoff

I asked for a video that wouldn't make me hate Japan, and voila... no anime, tentacles, or anime. You're ok, Japan.

It was at two hours later when the tenticles showed up.

So, someone edited down a Japanese porn video, did they?

This was good.

Um.. well if you don't give away the ending...

I guessed the ending.

Billy Mays is not nearly as good a salesman as he likes to think that he is.

I'm sold.

FUCKING DELIVERS! Holy shit I was not prepared for that. Excuse me while I clean up.

The Japanese still know the fine art of story building in pornography

genius, pure adulterated genius

...do the girls come with it?

Note to self:

Five stars for the Sonic the Hedgehog music at :57.

I'd like to purchase five of those, please.

Well, I want one.

UH GUYS

THIS IS REALLY UNPROFESSIONAL

we are so fired

Awesome.