Wow. I was thinking "This couldn't be real. It just couldn't." I was hoping it was just some stupid fan video or something, but no, it's real and it looks horrible. Hooray?

This was actually announced as coming to theaters about a year ago. Apparently they did learn from "Son of the Mask" and "Dumb and Dumberer" after all. They just didn't learn the whole lesson.

wait...so being ace ventura's son is like having a condition not unlike a teenwolf?bet the behind the scenes makings of are a goldmine of sad.

all this shitfest is missing is jamie kennedy.

So is annoyance a genetic condition now?

Could they have possibly picked a worse kid to play this role? This is awesome.

Wasn't this up two days ago?

And it will rent like fucking hotcakes when it comes out. Trust me on this.

Super recent dupe.

Christ people, c'mon.

Because when I think Jim Carrey, I think fat-kid.

That Gallery Studios logo says 'I am proud of the following piece of cinema' - and then WHAM - a cheap microwaved hot dog shoved up your ass.

This is a dupe. But it's a fat kid in a shitstain of a clusterfuck so 5 stars for incomparable horrors.

Two Hollywood producers were having lunch at an outdoor bistro when they saw a loud, obnoxious fat kid walk by.

"God, is that kid ever punchable," the first one said.

"I'll bet you a million dollars," said his friend, "that there's nothing you can do to make me want to beat the shit out of that kid anymore than I want to right now."

"You're on!" the first replied.