Demands "short and sweet" tag. At gunpoint.

oh you crazy video games! crazy I tellz ya!

Lemon Lime or the Ontological Quandaries of Modern Life.

could have been shorter and sweeter if he hadn't took the time to explain the joke immediately after making it

-2 stars for the lame rejoinder at the end.

Actually they're both right! It's just that shooting somebody lends your argument a certain kick.

BULLETS

YES YOU CAN BITCH.

HAVE AN IDEA FOR FREE.

Number one, that's terror.