I swear to god that has NEVER happened before, baby, come back! Baby! Come back!!! B-- oh well. *lap lap lap*

any kind of fool could see

I love you so much I can't hold it in baby! BABY!

I commented before I watched. This one has sound. Weird.

You prefer screwing cats? Oh man.

Declawed.

Were you the top or the bottom?

5 stars for you.

And him.

*A* man? I guess you didn't glance at the comments.


eggsaladface (2 years ago)
that just gave me a serious erection

fockzilla (2 years ago)
God, me too...



bron1c (1 year ago)
dude i was so hard up till he puked im watching my to hot dogs fuck and i was so hard then i watched this I HATE U !



masterflex00 (1 week ago) Show Hide
anybody else like fuckin dogs and smellin dog shit when your masturbating?

goodtimes

"Hey come back oh wait look what I found NOM NOM NOM NOM"

The title of the video is "Dog pukes whilst humping". It delivers what it promises. I'm not seeing the problem.

Your company has specific bans on canine vomit?

Also, I think that even in the absence of a NSFW tag, the description was sufficient enough to have a vague idea of what this video was all about. In that, it didn't disappoint.

This is why I hijack the unprotected wireless signal from the office next to ours to do my non work browsing at work. Also, the Ginuwine sountrack LOL.

"You are being let go because of.... creative differences".
IT WAS THE DOG FUCKING PUKING FUCKING PUKING WASN'T IT????

"What??? No... we found you watching an episode of The Facts Of Life during work time"

Sorry if I wasn't specific enough. Were one not to watch the video at work (a wise decision), the PREVIEW THUMBNAIL OF TWO DOGS FUCKING still might- emphasis on might- make someone else think HMM WHY IS THIS EMPLOYEE BROWSING A WEBSITE OF DOGFUCK. Unless your boss is a yokel who finds 'dogs fucking' goshdern hillarus. Don't try and pile on me because I didn't immediately give the video sloppy blowjobs. Next someone will accuse me of trolling and the sun will implode

Whatever, maybe i'm just being a pussy, but I sure as hell wouldn't want a teaching assistant, professor, boss etc. to walk by while that preview frame was on the screen. Shit's gotten kind of borderline around here lately since Chet's been busier and I was just expressing how that kind of limited my browsing options.

Then browse the site at home ya dunce.

1. No NotSafeForWork videos. No prolonged nudity, sex, or death videos. Language does not make a clip NSFW.

I am so dumb

You are!.. "No prolonged nudity, sex,". It wasn't prolonged at all, the dog puked long before then.

fair enough

I have an idea. Do your job instead of fucking around the internet.

I find it ironic that your name is Major Turnon.

How much does it hurt be such a wrong stupid moron all the time

I actually had tears in my eyes laughing. I'd never seen it. It is wonderful. This video is love.

It's perfect, but more perfect as an animated GIF

yeah, normally its : hump hump hump *shit*hump hump hump *vomit*.

When old memes collide!

It's true.

It's a cautionary tale.