Pretty much all humans are capable of rationalizing their lives to the point where they can feel superior to those around them. Those who can't generally commit suicide or become emofags.
Seconded. The drunkenness and falling are great, but what separates this from every other video of drunkenness and falling is the absurdity of someone not realizing that they shouldn't repeatedly try to convince a judge that their injuries were minor even though they submitted a counterclaim arguing that they were not minor.
Also, the mailman could have broken his neck. Unfortunately, he didn't.
I like how a fucking TV judge tries to claim that coming before her for drinking and driving is stupid. Uh, lady, what are you going to do? Yell at me and give me less prize money? Okay, I can take that.