Stars for the pirate troll and the feel of snow skiing. I don't like actual snow skiing, just the way it feels. That's why I have a snow skiing jacket.
I like to think that he's sad that the time of these commercials has passed into memory, because he thinks of himself as an aggressive man who drives really fast.
How did this devolve into "You come over. I dress up. You give it to me. Them take care of me. You leave. Thats pretty simple huh? Please be younger and be able to come over tonight. Im NOT passable. I do not wear wigs or makeup. Im shaved on my legs and the other place down there. Please no big people or hairy guys. I like the twink type....thanks boys......."