When Yurtle the Turtle tried to take flight
And pumped his small fins with all of his might
Gravity brought him right down to his knees
And not, as he'd hoped, high above all the trees.

Tiny flails of protest. Sublime.

he momentarily verged on learned helplessness

"You'll pay for this!"

When you're a baby sea turtle, you don't have a whole lot of options in life aside from "flap flippers"

Woah! Chill out dude! Let us see what the little squirt does.

that was pretty cute.

I like him.

Yay!

Baby turtle in HD gets 5.

Best Christmas ever