Now that's all I can see. I'm not sure if this makes me love you or hate you.

"I'm down wit' Plato and Socrates and I like ta get busy with all the ladies! *mumblemumblemumble*"

I saw Skippy Handelman at first.

I was expecting a skinny, mumbly heroin addict, not a coke-bottle-bottom glasses-wearing trailer park reject.

As a kid in sunday school, I remember being told that when God forgives he doesn't forget, he just "remembers no more". So THAT answers THAT one...

Also, this might be the only kids' show with a 1-888 number on display.

ALSO, I'm trying to figure out how "Yes, but the Bible warns against ladies like her" could fit into a kids' show and I'm coming up with bubkis.

I know more about this than I should ... the woman in question was The Gossip Queen, and Bibleman killed her. What you heard was his justification for killing her.

Blasphemy? God himself said, "I will put your sins as far from me as the east is from the west."

In the only episode of this Godblessed show I watched, Bibleman and his henchman had subdued a jaundiced villain and then when he was ready to be captured they murdered him in cold blood. This would have been disconcerting, I think, to see if I had been a homeschooled fundy.

I imagine she drags him to Disney auditions every week. In vain.

2:03 if that's not the culprit mother right there, I'm an uncle's monkey.

Read my mind. Five stars for the confirmatory subconscious hunch.

I go back and forth on this one. I think what we're seeing here is a bunch of people who have decided that, if the performance is about God, then they're not allowed to think it's anything but good. Thus all sorts of really bad decisions are made (children of mismatched sizes, poor costuming, that ten-finger move) and everyone smiles as if they are enjoying it.

But that opens the door for things that simply should not be. Exhibit A is The Amazing Cat:

http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=48229

I am still convinced this video was made as a ploy to make two teenage girls dress in cat costumes and nuzzle against the guy. When I say "teenage" I mean "barely teenage", and when I say "barely teenage" I mean "11 years old as opposed to 19 years old". This never would have been approved if there wasn't some flimsy Bibley message (and they don't get much flimsier -- "scientists cannot explain how cats can read our minds"), but since it's Bibley, the target audience smiles and ignores the pedophile nature of it. To do otherwise would be insufficiently Christian.

Yes. And if he had instead seen me dancing to this number, he would have succeeded.