The force: really all that?

Teach me: Why is Gambit awesome?

what

I'm giving 5 stars JUST for the GTA IV honesty. That game was honestly not very fun. My 360's hard drive crashed and I sat there thinking of all the work I'd put into that game. And then I realized with relief that I'd never finish it. I really wish that guy had killed my fat cousin instead of letting me rescue him. I'm also really glad I bought a bootleg of GTA IV for like 70 cents.

I kinda think he's a little too hard on Dead Space - what good is Dread if you never have anything or anyone that JUSTIFIES that dread? - but other than that, pretty darn good.

Except the ad clips at the end.

People watch past the start of the credits on these? Why? Just to have something to complain about?

Most people I know look at me weird when I say that Saint's Row makes you forget GTA4 almost completely, but damn if it isn't true.

The only thing I missed from GTA4 was the graphics engine and a maybe a better sense of atmosphere.

Saint's Row 2 is so fantastically much more fun than Grand Theft Auto 4 that it's actually rather tragic.

"-1 for making listen to the stupid theme music over and over again."

I just assumed he was making fun of the viewers (who hate the theme [all of them]).

"-1 again for monumentally unfunny clips at the end."

5 for confirming that everything else on The Escapist is as horribly unfunny as it looks.

He's right about GTA4, the cars are completely fucking useless and unrealistic to drive.

confirm/deny: Silent Hill Homecoming had you battling it out in GUNFIGHTS with cultists who would scream about putting "a cap up your ass, bitch"

There are exactly two cultists that use bolt-action rifles in the game, and they don't talk. The ones that do talk are the ones you go toe-to-toe with and they do say something about stomping your ass in occasionally. No, it's not as good as 2 or 1, but it's better than 0, a lot better than 4, and somewhere around 3.

The knowledge that we are better people than you.

and yeah, Unskippable looks like one of the steamingest piles of unfunny ever. "Mommy's Drunk!" is the sort of non-joke that makes me want to give up on watching anything for comedic value ever again