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Comment count is 22
eatenmyeyes - 2006-07-18

I find this to be more realistic than the commercial with the chess LARPing marine.

Xiphias - 2006-07-18

man if this is what makes you want to join, maybe you should

dr_rock - 2006-07-18

False advertising! To be realistic, an IED should have blown his face off when he least expected it.

Caminante - 2006-07-18

This is like that stage in God of War. Are we training the marines to kill gods?

stanleypain - 2006-07-18

This is like that level in Quake.

yoyo1 - 2006-07-18

No empire has ever been so retarded

Aoi - 2006-07-18

Do they even train marines to use swords? Even their sabres, let alone a MAGIC LONGSWORD?

Meatsack Jones - 2006-07-18

Apparently only 10th level fighters with at least one +2 or better weapon need apply.

xenocide - 2006-07-18

What they don't tell you is that only the top 5% of Marines ever get stationed in Middle Earth.

ghostdad - 2006-07-24

"it is more than a trial by fire." Yes, also by lava monster

DrCyclops - 2006-07-24

I wonder if the Roman Empire had ads saying "Join the Legion, fight a cyclops!"

Concerned Citizen - 2006-07-24

My favorite part of those ads is the end when they morph into their uniforms. Badasses.

bopeton - 2006-07-31

Marine boot camp is harder than Navy boot camp, but fortunately much, much shorter. (30 secs)

OxygenThief - 2006-07-31

Roll for Damage.

Syzygy - 2006-09-04

Are they so desparate they are going for us geeks now?

Namor - 2007-07-05

That was my exact question. I mean, the Navy and the Air Force actively recruit WoW and LARP nerds, but I never knew the USMC was that hard up.

Boogalooshrimp - 2007-02-23

Not pictured: Marines making fun of starving lava monster kids.

Rodents of Unusual Size - 2007-06-09

So where's the Marine commercial where a bunch of them are snuggling next to each other in various mountain locales while fretting about the flying Nazgul?

Adramelech - 2007-08-04

I remember seeing this ad for the first time as a kid, so it's probably at least 15 years old. It was probably made during the height of the SNES/Genesis era. Still hilarious.

oogaBooga - 2008-10-18

That's a gnarly obstacle course. Boot camp is rough.

Bort - 2011-04-09

No, the title does not sum it up. I was expecting a lava monster to say "Eh Marine!" and slap her on the back of the head. I want my money back.

Waugh - 2014-09-05


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