oh boy do i remember watching this on TMC when I was 12

Ninja with a revolver.

NINJA WITH A REVOLVER.

NINJA. WITH. A REVOLVER.

For the token lesbian mercenary with the tiggest bitties of the lot.

all star cast

ACTING!

seems mildly NSFW so I'll watch it later, but 5 stars for the tags alone

Glad to see the "gazongas" tag is getting a workout.

Much better than the David Sedaris version.

Watched it; not really nsfw. Also, tits.

All my stars for peek-a-BOOM.

As a proud member of the public who actually watched this, I must say t ranks up there with some of the cheesiest porn on the planet. For example, after making a landing under enemy fire, two of the girls set up some explosives on the road for an ambush. Getting done ahead of schedule, they decide that a spare five minutes behind enemy lines is best spent casually swim, leading to lesbian escapades. ten minutes after after five minutes are up, they are bag to the ambush, suited up entirely differently and apparently their union produced a fully grown offspring because a third woman is their who wasn't in the movie previously and is given no explanation as to who she was or how she got in the movie.

Truly, this was a triumph of Skinema.

By the way, I highly recommend watching other such Skinemax shows whenever possible. It's all absolutely hilarious and good easy practice if you like to riff.

Holy crap at 41!

I literally shouted "Oh my god!" and burst out laughing.

Was that one of the guys from the kung fu tryouts video around 25 seconds in?

Featuring a theme song by Not Shirley Bassey.

It's time to kick ass and take names, and I...uh. Forgot my pencil?
Yeah!

Julie Strain is up there with Pamela Anderson and Carmen Electra for physical perfection.

tits... so big...

I downloaded this solely based on this and holy udders, folks. Clicking around the video bar to catch various scenes make it look like a fourteen-year-old's fever dream.