Marble Madness arcade speed run

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Comment count is 28

GoodAaron

- 2009-01-17

This game was so frustrating for me as a kid playing the NES. This video was carthartic.

Goethe and ernie

- 2009-01-17

Ditto. I should dig out the NES and fire this up.

Daymage

- 2009-01-17

No kidding. I don't think I ever got past the fourth level.

TeflonDoc

- 2009-01-17

I wasted my childhood.

fatatty

- 2009-01-17

I think its extra cathartic because he looks like he's slapping the shit out of the game and making it his bitch.

And if anyone wasted their childhood it's clearly this guy.

Smellvin - 2009-01-17

It's not Marble Madness. It's Marble.

TeflonDoc - 2009-01-17

Winners don't pretend they use drugs.

voodoo_pork

- 2009-01-17

I prefer 'Roids.

Or Paper. You call it Paper?

TheOtherCapnS

- 2009-01-17

Marble Madness Master?

Frank Rizzo

- 2009-01-17

marble madness master makes macho man more motivated

Bone_Vulture

- 2009-01-17

Just watching that lead to a near nervous breakdown.

klingerbgoode

- 2009-01-17

my mom liked marble madness. you could say she was a marble mama, if you catch my drift.

Udderdude

- 2009-01-17

Watching the picture-in-picture is even more entertaining.

Scrotum H. Vainglorious

- 2009-01-17

He would have been a great operator of the pinpoint barrier system on the SDF-1.

Unsung

- 2009-01-17

"EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG"

boba.

- 2009-01-17

pathetic loser died once

fatatty - 2009-01-17

You know he was pissed that happened while he was taping. I can hear the hear the fuck-laced internal monologue now.

fluffy - 2009-01-17

The things I love about this video:

- The crazy pantomime dance the dude's hands are making

- How at 0:45 he jumps off the rail to skip a whole bunch of time

- In Ultimate Race, skipping pretty much all of the "conveyor belt" at the end (which I haven't seen any other speedrun do)

- The fact this was on the ARCADE so it actually took a rather large physical effort to do, and couldn't be tool-assisted.

fluffy - 2009-01-17

- Oh also that he bothered to kill all the little enemies on Crazy Race when that was completely unnecessary and only wasted time

HURF BLURF DUH

- 2009-03-26

You realize that each of those gives you +5 seconds extra time? Your marble-fu is weak.

I loved this game and this guy's speed and control are awesome.

fluffy - 2009-06-05

It gives you extra game time (which he clearly didn't need) but this was a speed run which is measured by wall clock time, not how much time you have left in the game.

Knuckles

- 2009-01-17

Why are you all so sure this is a "he"? Those hands look pretty feminine to me.

fluffy - 2009-01-17

They're big and hairy and they have motor memory for beating Marble Madness in 2:35.

fluffy - 2009-01-17

Also it's some Japanese dude apparently.

Lurchi

- 2009-01-17

He cleaned black marble's clock.

Nikon

- 2009-01-19

Very impressive.

numb

- 2009-01-23

this video made my face explode

Urkel Forever

- 2010-12-09

About 15 seconds in to this, this guy had already beat more of the game than I did in weeks and weeks of playing and screaming and throwing NES controllers and then just playing Contra.

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