Mr and Mrs President: DAAAAMN!

I think this is much more information than we needed to know.

Carter's Playboy interview, Clinton's explicit Starr report, and now this. Is it that the news only reports the sexual habits of Democratic Presidents, or is it just that they are the only ones with something to report?

HA HA


DAMN THAT

SO DAMN GOOD

And people say the media is out of touch.

so white she doesn't even realize she made a mistake

"Terrorist fist jab" has just taken on a whole new meaning for me.

In Michelle's defense, she's already had two kids.

It's about time someone brought some kink to the white house!

How exactly is it known that they do a lot of fisting?

MORE LIKE THE FIST LADY AMI RITE

Huh... I wonder if they look at each other and kiss on the lips while they do that?

Well... I do believe that a leader with a healthy sex life is vital. Otherwise you get millions of tax dollars spent on clowns telling you to abstain from sex. And I mean literal clowns... as well as metaphorical clowns too, I suppose. Actually, most of the human dross associated with the last presidency were like clowns, which I suppose makes them similical clowns.

Not just fisting, a lot of fisting.