Duck attacks pansies

I think a duck is right at that level where you could kind of hold it off without injury, so being attacked would be kinda fun, unlike a goose, cat, or rooster.

When it nipped me with its bill I'd act all comically wounded and frightened because warrior ducks deserve an ego boost.

TeenerTot

- 2009-01-23

5 stars because I had a duck that would do that when people walked in the yard.

Camonk

- 2009-01-23

Listen, smarmy video poster, that duck is attacking YOUNG BLACK DUDES, well known to be toughest, fightiest, most likely to be armed dudes in America--which puts them in the running worldwide. That duck is tough as all hell.

Syd Midnight - 2009-01-23

I like the very first seconds where the swimming duck stretches out its neck to be more aerodynamic so it can get into the fight as fast as possible.

Albuquerque Halsey

- 2009-01-23

Needs "Tank Attack" music from Left4Dead.

Caminante Nocturno - 2009-02-09

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nbFryDksGw

There you go.

BHWW

- 2009-01-23

Much better than Cloverfield.

casualcollapse - 2022-07-19

I'm just manage to avoid these crappy movies that everybody say are crappy somehow

Sudan no1

- 2009-01-23

In Spanish, this would be "Pato vs. Pato"

Chizmurder

- 2009-01-23

The video is alright but the title and description really sold it for me.

Desidiosus

- 2009-01-23

DUCK AMUCK

tamago

- 2009-01-23

These stars are for you.

Paranatural

- 2009-01-23

Man, what a buncha tards. I can, however, say that being attacked by about a dozen or so Canadian Geese is unsettling.

DMKA

- 2009-01-23

AFLAC

Innocent Bystander

- 2009-01-23

"YEAH MOTHERFUCKER! How ya like that? Huh? Not so tough now, are ya? Yeah. Yeah. You fucking pussy... You don't wanna fuck with this duck..."

glasseye

- 2009-01-23

Owned by nature.

Big Beef Burritos Supreme

- 2009-01-23

This type of thing only seems to happen when you're really, really high.

a flaming monkey

- 2009-01-24

I was slightly disappointed because the title led me to think the duck would attack some flowers. However, the genuine fear in the cameraman's actions make this golden.

Hooper_X

- 2009-01-24

that dude was afraid of a duck.

Rodents of Unusual Size

- 2009-01-24

I knew a girl in college who was terrified by geese and ducks and couldn't go to the pond for fear of her life. It was literally like a Maury episode.

Mayberry Pancakes

- 2009-01-24

I would totally run from a swan or goose; if those animals were ever infected with Rage� or some zombie virus we'd be fucked up a river.

But a duck? Really?

Chalkdust

- 2010-12-02

HUMAN SEASON!

casualcollapse

- 2022-07-19

WABBIT SEASON!

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