Retard.

Fuck your comment.

Oops, I just fed a troll.

How was that a troll? It was a play on someone saying the Obamas enjoy fisting.

Jesus guys, lighten up.

I think we all know that NoCode is a fascist who hates change and Obama and probably also black people. Lighten up? NO WAY! We have to take everything said about Obama seriously to show how we're totally different from people who like Bush.

Yes, it is true. I hate all of the Obama line. In fact, I hate freedom and I am a traitor to the USA.

Also, if you missed the "Obamas fisting" video you are way behind on the freshest and hippest meme since Ceiling Cat.

Sounds like some of you could use a rectum-loosening of your own

So is this new thing, You can't campaign so you're going to freak out anytime someone doesn't want to give the new messiah a handjob? History was made, there was a change of party, and people are seeming optimistic. Isn't that enough?

Oh, and POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP LOL!!!!!eleven!!!1!@

Obama poisons wells and drinks the blood of Christian children! Come get me!

Of the two long chains of comments on this video, this is definitely the better one. The other one has information, but it will make you cry. I would suggest not scrolling much below this comment that I have just made.

lol

Hey! I'm commenting too! Hi!

Do elephants eat centipedes?

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Did they just eat poo, or did they actually stick their trunks up each other's butts? Because this is the first time I've ever seen an elephant stick its trunk into another's ass.

This is just more to support my idea that elephants are scary and evil. Now, in addition to nightmares about elephants killing all my loved ones and also about an elephant that wants to kill me because I gave him the wrong directions to find Newt Gingrich (this is a real dream I had) I am going to have nightmares about elephants sticking their trunks up my butt. :(

I think I blocked much of it out, but pa insists that one elephant went a-digging.

They recently shot a serial-killer elephant in India responsible for 27 deaths, but authorities think it may have been the wrong elephant.

They have nicknamed it 'Osama'.

Elephants don't digest all the nutrients in the food they eat, so if they eat elephant poop they can get another round of free food. I'm guessing that they don't transmit anywhere near as many diseases as we humans do, or Darwin probably would've taken care of that behavior by now.

Don't encourage it!!!

They nicknamed the killer Osama, or the one they got by mistake?

Elephants have symbiotic gut-bacteria that break down cellulose. It's the only way something their size can live on just plant matter. They aren't born with these bacteria, the babies have to eat their mother's shit for a while when they're young to start a population. Maybe this is something to do with something like that.

Point is, fuck you smellvin for causing me to think it through and ruining the afterglow of my mysterious introduction to elephant ass fisting.

Reminds me of the gorillas I saw last time I went to a zoo. Glad to see coprophagia isn't just a horrible quirk of thumb-bearers.

Holy god, it's like your'e fartin up a shit storm in here.

here comes the cock boat!

I will never watch this again. I mean it. I'm serious!!!

5 for this, good sir

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"Listen Tommy...okie after it totally jammed it's trunk all the way inside that huge hole......IT ATE SOMETHING FROM IT! IT HAD TO BE TAKING POOP AND EATING IT! IT WASN'T THE VAGINA AT ALL!"

Your knowledge is unfortunately lacking then, sir.

Mmm fortunately lacking i suspect, my good man