That was the saddest episode of Little People, Big World ever.

I can tell you have first hand experience with this matter.

If by first hand experience you mean being a sarcastic Portlander, then yeah. FUck yeah.

My dog does this sort of thing. He'll take a ball (especially a squeky ball) and roll over it with his back. I always figured it was like rolling in killed prey.

Play is a matter of intelligence, and elephants are one of the smartest animal on the planet. I don't suppose there's a mammal somewhere too stupid to play, like some reptile-level intelligence. Without smarts mammals are just a piping hot meal.

Mammals: Our high metabolism and four-chambered heart mean a warm meal when you're on the go!

Yeah, the apostrophe vanished. But I'm not changing it because not it sounds like the tagline to a bad 80s war movie.

HELL -- Never Taste Sweet Freedom

Rated a HARD R

Starring Fred Williamson.

and Lorenzo Lamas.