Wow I wish I could understand what is going on

They forgot wheel chair ramps.

What the hell?

Oh, that look.

Is that a bowl of cream that he kneels in afterwards?

This was something started by Beat Takeshi a while back. However long you could stay in the hot water, that was how long you got to plug your new movie/show/book/music/whatever. MechaIke (this show) has revived it.

And that's not a bowl of cream, it's ice.