Just imagine waking up to this, chained to the wall of some Czechoslovakian farmhouse, not understanding a word of what she's singing, and wondering what she's going to do next.

That's a lot of cocks for such a small box...

Roosters.

Chicken Lady needs love!

"What the Hell was that?"

Cock in a box!

Gentlemen. Behold. The internet.

Why not.

So what the hell happened in Prague between people like Dvorak and Kafka and people like this?

The arts section of Chicken Fancier magazine gave this song their highest rating ever.