This is what I call retro gaming.

There was a truly evil Tic-Tac-Toe game a high school science prof I had kept on his TRS-80. The computer randomly numbered the nine cells. Every round, the contents of each cell shifted up by one (cell 3 sent whatever it had to cell 4, for example). You had to play several moves ahead, if you could, to even try to come to a draw game.

He offered one free rise in your letter grade if you could beat it. To my knowledge, nobody ever did.

With noise like that, truly, the only winning move is not to play.

The first person to make a War Games joke will have to answer to me.

Lame.

Apu worked for nine years on this.