That girl's hyper-excited face at :13 already secured this video five stars, but Bass Man Dan's mullet and the rest of this video earned the several billion phantom stars to follow.
It took me a third viewing to notice that moustache-wearing guitarist is ACTUALLY a cripple and not just framed with a weird camera angle. You can see his wheelchair to the extreme right early on in the video.
my name's baleen
i like my lettuce green
i like to watch teen steam
and my semen stream
and when I go between
i like to get my fish clean
and no I do not mean
trout tartine