He could have said all that in 3 sentences.

Selling a dishtowel by exaggerating how much it picks up is worse than 9/11.

Ok, maybe just 'as bad'.

So the carpet "magically" goes from wet on the bottom to dry? Clearly he missed the part of the video where Vince applies the Sham Wow.

I'm getting sick of all these ShamWow truthers.

Quoted TO the US Supreme Court

By day, mild-mannered senator from Massachusetts Barney Frank

I would LOVE to see the people that think this guy is some kind of hero.

I mean jesus, who actually buys into infomercials?

Is that the fat guy from Curb your enthusiasm?

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+1 for 'moist argument'

He's calling shenanigans on a product with Sham in it's name. His argument makes itself.

This guy is on some kind of personal crusade against Sham Wow. Don't believe him. I bought a Sham Wow towel and I soaked up and entire olympic sized swimming pool with it.

My experiences speak louder than this guy's counter claims.

AMIRITE?

This man needs to boycott being a fat boring shitstain.

Billy Mays is going to have to try just a little harder to dissuade those of us who mere want to perform kinky sex experiments on twinky Vince.

I mean, BOOO SHAMWOW IS A TOWEL

I bought Shamwows just because I wanted to fund Vince's lawsuit against Scientology.

but the obvious swatch-switch is what makes the shamwow commercial so hilarious! Don't make them change it. :(

Did anyone else ever notice the "10 Year" slight-of-hand the infomercial pulls? Vince claims the Shamwow lasts 10 years - but covers his mouth with the shamwow - and the "10 years" is clearly dubbed in.

EXPOSE THE TOWEL ILLUMINATI

Look what it does to a penny!

My eyes have truly been opened.

AND GAMESTOP WOULDN'T GIVE ME AN UNOPENED VERSION OF DEAD OR ALIVE XTREME BEACH VOLLEYBALL, I HAD TO TAKE THE FLOOR COPY!

I actually noticed that myself, but didn't really care because I'd never buy a magic towel off the TV anyway.

Got linked to this from the "Asperger's support group" clip. Coincidence?

He said BWIEF! bwahahaha

I have this strange urge to get trashed with Fred Taub just to listen to him talk.

What, did people seriously think the "sham" in ShamWow stood for shammy?