Christ someone SNORT SOMETHING!!!

Going to college for what, your third doctorate? PS lady, you have a water moccasin on your head.

It's like a Händel opera without the singing.

Oh my god I actually OWN this movie. It is far more amazing than even this scene would suggest. He eventually uses the computer to procure the band PANTHER for his computer beach party:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRI97O3TDZM

In summary: The Beach.

NOW THAT THERE ARE LIFEGUARDS THE BEACH IS UNSAFE

OH NO A BREAK IN 110

This movie would be called The Cure For Insomnia, if there weren't already a movie called that.

That house looks like a place where beatings, rape and sexual organ mutilation occur.

There Might Be Tits Later 4: Now With 30% More Nerds

She never did drink at all. She's on to something.

He should have invited the mayor's daughter. I heard she's easy.

The beach? Naw. Come back into my nerd cave instead, where I will not score.

Who took all the porn out of this porn?

Horoscope for any straight man or lesbian: Any woman who puts her hair all on one side of her head in a ponytail is batshit crazy and will drive you insane. Take heed and avoid.

I love the "Ripped from a hentai" soundtrack.