I was disappointed to see that this looks like yet another generic RTS instead of a wacky platformer or shooter where you control Stalin directly. But dancing Stalin is always worth five stars.
I dunno, the concept of "1940s-era Soviet forces vs. 1950's b-movie aliens" is pretty fun in and of itself, but throwing in DANCE COMMANDER just blows the roof off the mother.
As regards the very end... Look, Stalin, I like your dancing, and your game looks interesting. But I don't really have a spare couch? No that couch is not for guests to sleep on. No, you can't "just crash on the floor." Listen, Stalin, you are being a dick about this.
Stalin will likely down a fifth of vodka and pass out on the bathroom floor. You'll just have to leave him there and have people use the master bathroom the rest of the night.