That's it. I'm going to go burn down the ocean.

oarfish; as dangerous as sneezing

You see a fish, I see a buffet.

Ah, "pets of the elder Gods", my favorite tag.

wow a long but harmless and otherwise normal-looking fish, let's sperg out like a bunch of goddamn retards and make tired jokes about cthulhu

Have some compassion. He's just a poor little oarfish. I bet he doesn't even have anywhere to go.

That lady sounds like Stuart's mother from Mad TV.

I like the part where the guy is like "YEAH HE'S DYING" as he's blithely unaware of the discomfort he's causing the fish, from holding it by its gills, above the water.

These things are awesome. They have little extendable siphon mouths. They hang motionless and VERTICAL in the deep ocean with their heads pointing up and their tails straight down. Their long dorsal fin keeps them stabilized.

They drift along sucking up small fish & crustaceans with their tubular mouths and grow to be as high as a three-story building.

"oh it's beautiful"

THAT'S NOT AN OARFISH IT'S A FUCKIN CHINESE MYTH DRAGON