This is truth to power

I still can't believe I actually got to see these guys at my school. I was probably 6' from John Jacobs for his whole insane rant. Magical.

Poe gold, pure ass-kicking gold

I can break these cuffs.

Who can stop the pain? MORMON JESUS

Just a suggestion, this might have made it out of the hopper quicker if it had a better title/description.

Just sayin.

Wow his unexposed arms are doughy flabs. And look at the neck fat-sack!

Am I the only one who heard, "What is the number one ASS question in America?"

Is it just me, or is somebody in Nirvana (Krist N., I think) wearing one of this doof's T-shirts in a pic on the inside sleeve of "In Utero?"

Also, from our friends at Wikipedia:

Jacobs divorced his wife in Ruthanne in May 2000. Also that year Jacobs was charged with assault against Jeff Audas, a former Power Team member. This incident was alleged to have occurred on May 19, 2000. Jacobs' lawyer denied the incident and the charges were subsequently withdrawn.[2] In 2001, his second marriage to a Sara Bonham ended in an annulment.[3] Jacobs left The Power Team in 2003 to form a new strength-based ministry, John Jacobs' Next Generation Power Force[4].

Fantastic.

Hemorrhoids for Jesus.

Holy shit. I was forced to watch clips of this guy in church. There were some pretty great clips of him on stage in places throughout Middle America. Also these two bodybuilding twins. There was this whole bodybuilding Christian craze for a while, where these guys who were obviously on steroid would come out and tell all the kids not to do drugs.

Which, if you think about religion, makes it ironic two ways.

"Well, tonight we're going to bury that record!"

BIRDS all over her arms?