"Dear Government: I am having real sex with my wife and I abhor the pleasure. Please send me money now."

I enjoy his musing on whether or not old dog poop stinks as he prepares his hot dogs for cooking.

"I dont know why but hotdogs remind me of poop"

lets fill em with yellow to make it better.

I really think poetv has enough of this guy... I'm just sad that I'm starting to know where everything in his kitchen is placed.

I have so many things to say, but somehow while listening to this video I lose all motivation to try anything.