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chumbucket - 2009-03-16

someone MUST give this guy his own cooking show. Any name ideas?

I'll start with "Condemned Cooking"

Enjoy - 2009-03-16

Hell's Kitchen

Urburos - 2009-03-16

"Crack-Den Cuisine"

Randroid - 2009-03-16

"Crackhead With Crocs"

Corman's Inferno - 2009-03-16

Gordon Ramsay Beats Masaokis to Death for Crimes Against Food

TeenerTot - 2009-03-16

"Masaokis-tic" cooking?

mouser - 2009-03-16

For 2:25:

Peep Hole Crack House Cooking with Tabern Ak!

Big Beef Burritos Supreme - 2009-04-25

"Burning Down The House - 'Cooking for men with rum and Masaokis.'"

Enjoy - 2009-03-16

If you view any of this, make sure you watch 6:12 in part 1.

dementomstie - 2009-03-17

I jumped to that part on your suggestion, OH MY GOD! Wow, yeah, give this man his own show and someone to hold his camera for him, please.

Comrade Admiral - 2009-03-16

Oh my god

He actually has to scratch the filth off his digital clock before he can read it.

Robert DeNegro - 2009-03-16


Iakchos - 2009-03-16

Ah, masaokis. Since I've seen his first video that was posted here - the one about mixing hot-dogs with peaches - I'm pretty much convinced that it's all scripted, staged and generally faked.
Unfortunately, I still can't figure what it is all about and what purpose it serves.

Oldmacho - 2009-03-16

I used to have a gig as the guy that hauled junk out of apartments and repainted them, etc. after people moved out - I can tell you that's pretty authentic filth there.

margoth - 2009-03-17

I don't think you can stage that kind of filth. He seems pretty comfortable in it.

chairsforcheap - 2009-03-16

i KNEW he was drinking at the start of this video... his grunts were especially spirited.

chairsforcheap - 2009-03-16

also, masaokis always gets 5

Teldin - 2009-03-16

This guy is insane. Not a very strong Quebec accent though, but you can hear it a bit from time to time.

biclops - 2009-03-16

I love his accent. There are moments when the full-on surly Quebecois really comes through. "We haff to pre-heat da hoven"

brainbroke - 2009-03-16

Every time I watch this guy I feel the urgent need to clean. It's almost as if I can feel the filth emanating into the room through the screen.

Jeriko-1 - 2009-03-16

My word! I feel really good about the condition of my apartment now.

allcaps - 2009-03-17

Whoa, hold on. HOLD ON.

Did he just do a set up bit, with a John McCain chips joke, and then RESET everything - the chips, the pot, even the stove grill thing - and start again with the same intro and jokes?


I'm a wee bit concerned that this is evidence for the FAKE camp.

Also, you can almost make out his face reflected in the bath faucet.

Disaster - 2009-03-17

I love Masaokis. My house is clean but sometimes my roomate will make a mess in the living room. When I get pissed about it, I watch this and the living room looks immaculate.

Slumgullion - 2009-03-18

Sweet angry Jesus. Watching this gives me a strange sense of schadenfreude while simultaneously depressing my mood. What's with throwing the french fries in the toilet? So this guy shits where he eats?

Hooper_X - 2009-03-18

Why does this video not have the "clean your apartment for god's sake" tag enabled? Seriously.

fluffy - 2009-03-19

Eh nyang nyang nyang nyang nyang

Big Beef Burritos Supreme - 2009-04-25


Big Beef Burritos Supreme - 2009-04-25

That camera must taste awful.

thebaronsdoctor - 2009-07-22

He has too many fries for one serving

His first response: Flush the excess down the toilet.

You can put things back in the freezer, man.

Also: Cooking fires in a pot.

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