Dean Martin perfected the drunk comic routine half a century ago.

But stars because this guy's dead right about the song. And because I actually laughed. Which is strange, because that analogy about the broom and brake fluid is pretty much how I feel about the kind of stand-up comedian clips that get submitted here.

Boring, outdated, not that funny.

Fuck off and listen to Wilco or somthing.

It's Dylan Morgan's skill with hyperbole that always gets me.

I imagine his song would go 'oww ooooow there's a broom up my ass oh my god who put this trampoline here will this elevator ever stop JESUS it hurts aaaaaarrrrgh' and go on like that. And he's right, it'd be a better song.

white boy retarded