GOLD

Dear Atheists,

What did Baby Jesus ever do to you?

I'm tempted to just rate based on the performances (especially the last one) but how did they sort the trolls out from the rest?

was going to give this 3 stars till the last frame.

I need to see the authors of this BS out of my acid pool asap, thanks.

I think Redbeard is my favorite.

Is there a neighborhood I can move to where they do the wooden X thing? If they have good transit access, I'll relocate there permanently.

ugh

For some reason, the last story reminded me of a conservative version of nevervoid's Halloween spooktacular: http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=41558

DEOXYRIBONUCLEIC ACID!

MONKEYS DON'T LIVE SEVERAL MILLION YEARS, STUPID!

I'm glad they got dressed up for this.

I love doing this shit with people, but I cannot keep a straight face for this long.

Hahaha!

Why are there gay men fucking in the bedroom?

Oh, because I wanted to watch.

I'm gonna go fuck a hooker.

The last one is amazing. I like that whoever wrote it seems to think that all atheists are Death Eaters.

Jesus that atheist family sounds awesome! They smoke pot, get abortions, let gay dudes bang in their house, all kindsa shit. I'm gonna be honest, that dude's fictional atheists are way better atheists than I am. Shiiit. I never let gay dudes fuck in my house.

THREE WORDS

Idunno. It somehow sounds more rediclous when actually comes from the horses mouth.

Why would he come home just to tell his mom he was going to go fuck a hooker? He'd fuck a hooker, THEN tell his mom. Because atheists believe in efficiency. And eating Christian babies. Feet first, so they don't die until the end and feel more pain. Again, efficient.

I was kind of expecting to hate this.


Instead, I am going to have sex with these young men.

GAY sex.

Oh man, why couldn't my family have raised me Atheist?

Woah! We have black robes??

The "If atheists ruled the world" scenario gets my five stars of love.

Had to share this from the forum posts they have collected:

"I'm sorta the same way LucciusJulius when I'm playing Halo on X-Box live, a great ice breaker to talk about my faith is to say: "You know Master Cheif isn't the only one who gave his life to save humanity."

I love the "lets enact something verbatim from an internet forum" genre. Soon, this genre will get more sophisticated, and people will portray their characters as cavemen or pirates or cavemen pirates, and that'll be ok. Then Lucas will jump on board and fucking ruin it with CGI.

I've loved that site for so long. This video's concept was kinda weak but the execution was excellent.

ATTENTION FUNDAMENTALIST CHRISTIANS: Athiests do NOT want to kill you, they just want YOU to leave THEM the FUCK alone!

deoxyribonucleic acid, brain shut down

If atheists ruled the world, every day would be Christmas. Or, as we would call it, DARWIN DAY!

Wittgenstein's Bladder

I don't understand why she would tell him not to go into the bedroom

Oh snap I'll watch this later