Also, to the people who have been directly trolling this...man: DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE! YOU HAVE SCARED A PRIME SOURCE OF UNINTENTIONAL HUMOUR OFF THE INTERBUTTS!! This is why you don't fuck with the exhibits!
Smellvin: POE's early days had the Prime Directive order. We must not mess with a beautiful creature like this in the while. If you had your way, Chris-chan would be in a zoo.
The belief in a silent majority of approving or adoring fans, apparently too afraid to speak up amid criticism, seems to be common with Internet crazies.
Ordinarily, CM, I'd agree with you 100% just because it's funny to do so. But I'd seriously rather he be on the internet being a human trainwreck than being out "getting a girl" because, dude, there's no way we want him reproducing.