Amazing.

Fiend! Swine! I go to hit the submit button and "THIS LINK HAS ALREADY BEEN SUBMITTED"! This clip would have been mine if you and Chet weren't secret lovers!

Mr. East-West may seem like a vanity project for Mark McKinney, but if it gets just one kid slapped in an alleyway it will truly have been God's work.

It's nice to see Rob Corddry getting work.

All that and the kid only learned how to be someone's bitch in a random industrial park alleyway.

I thought that was plain old stupid.

Then, DUCK! changed my mind. This is awesome.

Is your child bothering you about karate lessons? Simply purchase this video and he'll never be interested in any of that chop socky bullshit ever again.

I want to see Bas Rutten kick the everloving shit out of this guy.

DOAN
YOU
EVAH
DO
DAT
AGAIN!

He's serenading the small Asian girl. Awfully close to that Asian girl.

that guy was going on and on to his friends for months about how great an idea this was and how so many kids' lives were going to change because of it

Dude, the other members of your garage band are going to be pissed when they find out you used the band van to try and kidnap a little girl.

W-why did he turn into Kim Jong-il at the end?

winnie cooper at 1:23?

what happened to the kid in the alley?

John Malkovich like you've never seen him before.

I once knew a girl who could take three deep and, yes, she did know the score.

I think they used real junkies in the filming of this.

this is not part of wuxia week

PERFECT.

Where the fuck do these kids live that they are constantly being assaulted by giant, shady dudes?

Why didn't all the kids get to be the same rank????? One kid was just an orange belt with tips.

There has to be a story behind this. This has to mean something rational. My mortal mind must rationalize this in some logical way or else everything I have is a lie.

Please add a "faux asian" tag.

I was unaware that the funky chicken was a martial arts move.

That look at the end between Kim-Jon Il and the little girl does not bode well.

dude yelled that watermelon in half

How can this not have a White People tag?

he lives inside of me too

Because kids can't learn anything without a Casio and horrible songs.

I truly do not have the necessary mental capacity to fully experience this.....

that's the only explanation

This technique is very important. First, you run away. Then, you offer your attacker money. Finally, you are slapped. This is the technique.

If he is the spirit of martial arts, who is the master who teaches him about letting things go past so you can fly?