*DONG*

Pachinko.

There aren't any bees. I'm a bit sad.

Just think, all of these were paid for by the Yakuza.

From the Coen Brothers and David Lynch to Japanese commercials and Jerry Bruckheimer and NOT THE BEES...Nicholas Cage somehow manages to become more awesome by becoming less awesome.

the art of self-parody without realizing it...I was entertained

Nic Cage loves incest

I LOVE PACHINKO!!!!!!

Ah, Japanese commercials. They make me run the gamut from bewildered amusement to fear that they're coming to put this kind of thing on our airwaves...

NIC CAGE PARTY STARTER

SORRY!

I'll be darn tootin'. What the heck is goin' on around here?