This needs the "what hell sounds like" tag...

The goosebumps shirt really ties it together.

i wonder how long until this is a staple on tf2 voice chat

Lord Humongous queff?

Speeding it back up to normal speed reveals that the kid remains just as unintelligible.

the new improvements to Ritalin

Apparently as long as you make noises now it still qualifies as talking. I will use this tactic at my next job interview.

A little disturbing.

I can almost feel the mist.

I fapped

This is captivating.

Sloth love Chunk!

Hello new Windows Start Up sound.

Bonus: listen to this at 4x speed. It sounds like a bird.

Needs an "ADHD" tag.

Obligatory "Listen to it without visual" remark

It sounds like a really fat retarded guy trying to tell somebody about a bad car wreck after running half a mile.