That is not poop. They were just trying to say that cleaning your ass without water is as ludicrous as cleaning your hands without water. As you can see cleaning your hands with water is effective just as the Lotus Smart Toilet is (its smarter than most liberals).
One of the great things about China becoming part of the global economy is that they can now participate in insane and ridiculous popular culture. "WTF China" will overtake all previous "WTF" in the next ten years.
In Thailand, the septic system in most areas cannot handle toilet paper, so the toilets instead have hoses attached. It's one of my favorite parts about being there, and if I had the money, I'd install one of those fuckers in my bathroom ASAP.