With the exception of the letter of Jude (where in my version Jude is Jesus' slave), the Book of Revelations is the only chapter of the Bible that I have completely read, Catholic foot-notes and all.

I like to think of it as something Tolkien would write if he was on methamphetamines. And this video does an absolute excellent job at what my mind's eye was trying to visualize when deciphering this clusterfuck of insanity.

If this were a RPG I'd play the fuck out of it.

The huge dragon then transported the souls to earth in vessels yea verily that didst resemble unto a DC-7 and thus didst he assemble them around a volcano, and unto them didst detonate a great fire

Why does he sound like the Half Life/Full Life Consequences narrator?

They don't really give you these specifics when they're teaching it to you.

I think I want to watch this stoned.