I can't stand that song.

As Dave Holmes rethinks his life in the corner.

This is pretty much the kind of thing that I would do to my career if I were Eminem.

Well played, Eminem.

Funny.

I'm seriously crying.

Okay, Eminem went up a few points in my book.

Stay classy!

It's always good when a musician develops a healthy contempt for his audience.

I know for a fact that Jimmy Kimmel does hate white people

Could you imagine if you could just keep the smart parts of Eminem? The fucking with his persona and such while delivering clever, catchy tracks rich with subtext and none of the detritus?

Like with an acid bath or something?

CAN'T. STOP. LAUGHING. GOING. TO. DIE.