I was watching... me and my mom was watching this movie and this man was fiddin a paintball gun. the man. me an. the man was fiddin to try to fix it. and you know what he did? he shot him in the penis... he was injured, injured bad.
This should be the next conservative rallying cry somehow. "Shoot yourself in the nads with a paintball gun" parties will be extensively covered by Fox News.
It's my understanding that his knob ricocheted on both his nuts. Possibly back and forth as they bounced back and forth between his legs. You can hear it in the video.
It's integral to survival to know the relative injury and pain factors associated with strikes of all magnitudes and ballistic paths to the testicles and penis.