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This is what happens when you meet a stranger in the Alps.
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This is what happens when you free a sturgeon from an asp.
Take 'em all.
Yipee-kay-yay, MISTER FALCON
Freak you, mother freaker.
Ninja please!
They made it better
Seriously.
This is what happens when you feed a stoner scrambled eggs!
I have had it with these messily-furnished snakes on this macro-fetishist plane!
I have had with these methamphetamine fueled snakes on this masked furry plane.
I have had it with these meta-fractal snakes on this money funneling plane!!!
I've had it with these mummy-fondling snakes on this mold effacing planes!
I have had it with these metaphysical snakes on this mono festering plane!
I've had it with these maddening father snakes on this morose falling plane!
Holy shit. Ho. Lee. Shit. HOLY SHIT! MONKEYS vs SNAKES, ON A PLANE Tagline: WHOEVER LOSES, WE WIN This is a BILLION DOLLAR IDEA
The more I think about it, the more I think Monday to Friday is the most heinous curse in existence.
That was an impressive television tour de force.
I would also like to add that, amazing censoring aside, Samuel L. Jackson's character had his hands on his hips to start the scene, produced his gun to emphasize his point, and ended the scene by putting his gun away again.
I HAVE HAD IT WITH THIS MONDAY TO FRIDAY PLANE
Gosh darn molasses flappin' snakes.
Monkey-fighting snakes? Ancient Chinese secret....
You know, I don't think this is censored. He is actually mouthing those words.
Ishn't that weird?
Movies do that sometimes, I think. They'll film censored and uncensored versions of some lines, for TV edits.
Also, it's occurred to me that being the guy who gets to think these up might be the best job in Hollywood.
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