You act like you've never seen a severed human head on a tortoise before! Haha!

I want to start watching this show but it's not available on my analog cable lineup. Maybe I should finally give in and get digital cable.

What was the line that got cut off by the bomb? "Welcome to Juarez?" Because that totally seems like the sort of thing that would happen in Juarez.

ztc - 2009-04-23

Yeah, Juarez.

Stog

- 2009-04-23

Welcome to Juarez indeed.

La Loco

- 2009-04-23

If you got an attention span like me skip to 2:10.

hornung - 2009-04-23

is that a model of danny trejo's head?

zatojones - 2009-04-23

yes, and IMDB says his character's name is, fittingly, Tortuga.

Camonk

- 2009-04-23

Doesn't matter what he appears in; Danny Trejo does not get to live. This was his only episode.

Knuckles

- 2009-04-23

Yes, as said above, it is Trejo. He plays an informant in this episode nicknamed Tortuga, who rats to the DEA in return for furniture and other things out of catalogs (the bald guy, Hank, is new to the department, doesn't like this arrangement, and this is what he's talking about at the beginning of the scene)

So apparently the cartel found out that Trejo is a snitch and set up this insane booby trap.

jerrysp702

- 2010-09-04

He does appear in a later episode but it's a flashback.

ztc

- 2009-04-23

This is the best show

ztc - 2009-04-23

The opening sequence of this episode made me do a spit-take as well.

Caminante Nocturno

- 2009-04-23

That poor turtle.

Cleaner82 - 2009-04-23

Its whole life, possibly decades upon decades, it never knew or cared about anything. And then it exploded.

namtar

- 2009-04-23

Hank is rapidly becoming one of my favorite characters to watch on this show.

Least favorite: Sklyer

rustedmutt

- 2010-06-19

"WAAAH, I'm emo and pregnant. WAAAH. My husband doesn't understand. WAAAH."

As a woman, I feel I should sympathize with her.. but seriously.

Skyler sucks.

FABIO - 2012-04-03

I almost gave up halfway into season 2 until I started sticking to the rule of skipping every scene where Skyler and/or her sister are the biggest characters.

Merzbau

- 2009-04-23

...okay netflixed fucking NOW

KillerGazebo

- 2009-04-23

"I can't wait for it, you spoiled it in the god damn title! Yep, there it is... and there's the line. Big shocker."

BLAM

"Oh. Okay, five stars it is then."

Hooper_X

- 2009-04-24

Seriously, this is one of my favorite TV shows of all time.

This was probably the third best thing on the episode, after the mariachi band and "Don't bullshit a bullshitter."

kennydra

- 2009-06-12

I just finished season one of this show, and it is fuckin AMAZING. Do not deny yourself the opportunity to watch such an awesomely awesome show. I can't wait for season two to get on dvd, damn it!

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