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follow up video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeeQxmdbK2Q

CHING CHONG

I'm hanging onto my sanity by imagining that what he's saying is that he fills milk jugs with his semen and takes it to his local recycling center for disposal.

I watched this video expecting Chris-Chan at his usual. I did not think that he could sink any lower than he already had, so I thought I was prepared.

How wrong I was.
How wrong.

Fuck you, internet.

I must be weird because I have a better time imagining that there are a small number of people who are actually like this than I do considering that someone is doing this for kicks.

No real comment. No arbitrary star rating. Just a sincere request that people stop posting this shit. Thanks.

What? WHAT!? No. NO NO NO.

This is horrible.

My impression is that he's a genuine prepubescent geek shut-in, but that he's also at least a little self-conscious and that the most extreme aspects of the Chris-Chan oeuvre, particularly everything sexual, are him playing off of the image for attention.

I don't think he eats his own semen, but I'm sure he realizes that saying that sort of thing gets people to talk to him. Still, 5 stars for the mystery.

I didn't know how far the harassment had gone until recently. Leave this guy alone.

Eating his own output is emblematic of the anime geek's deep-rooted narcissism. I wouldn't be surprised if this becomes common practice among his colleagues. I will, however, continue to be revolted.

The only thing keeping you here is you, Chris. Just walk away from the internet for a day, and you'll realize you can live without it. Or hell, just quit posting your attention whoring videos on YouTube, that'd be a nice step in the right direction.

This is the essence of POE. A true exhibit.

I remember when I first saw Chris-chan's IMPORTANT MESSAGE video on his 25th birthday.

Jesus, has the internet warped this kid.

Chris Chan isn't a troll, he is just becoming more and more self-aware in a way that isn't working the way he thinks it is.

He thinks that continually showing himself to be a fucking deluded pervert who's taken in by fake e-girls and whatnot is making him a comic sensation across the internet that people are getting behind, like some kind of urban internet hero of comedy or something. He doesn't understand how to play that game, though, and what's happening is that he is basically puppet on the strings of the 4channers and all that. He thinks making videos like this shows him to have a sense of humor about his bizarre shit and that it defeats the people trolling him because they have nowhere to go, but considering all it takes is the slightest nudge from ED to get him to upload videos of himself fucking a cardboard cutout, it's not like he's going anywhere anytime soon.

Under other circumstances I would feel sorry for him, but for anyone whose "followed" the chris-chan saga from the beginning, you know what a dipshit asshole the guy is, aspergers or not, and so I could care less what the internet does to him.

He's 100% real. I thought he was a troll too until somebody found a newsreel of Chris as a boy.

"Very special boy wins Sega contest. Chris suffers from autism..."

Winning that contest fucking ruined him, apparently.

no, not ever. I refuse.

I was done reading the comments like I usually do on videos i'm not sure I want to watch...
And right as I hit play, internet exploder lives up to its name.

A sign? I dont think i'm going to watch it now.

This is my first and last Chris-chan video.

As I was listening to this horror, I was taking note of the fact that we have some of the same toys. Oh God. Oh God oh God oh God.

Is he holding onto that Playstation controller as a security blanket?

Save the children.