great lie #38? what's 1-37, dare I ask?

I remember this ad.

Somebody needs to remake this advert and use it to sell Sega games.

Surely if you are capable of reading a book your eyes are already open?

The one I remember best portrayed a psychologist as a raving bearded lunatic who smashed rats with a hammer.

HELLO

Is that Casey Kasem doing the voice over?

So Scientologists have no brains. I see.

Did people realize Scientology was a cult back then? Because if not, DAMN.

Open your eyes by being exposed to revamped psychology ideas stolen from Freud.

If you're going to follow a wacked out sci-fi writer make it P.K. Dick.

Imagine a world where man IS nothing but a brain. Think of the bottomless market in jars and jar cleaning supplies!

Is this game any good?

Talking meat, how preposterous!

My brain finds it amusing that this message would resonate with any of the other brains out there.

OUR BODIES ARE INHABITED BY ALIENS WHO CAME TO EARTH ON DC-10'S, WHY CAN'T YOU PEOPLE SEE THE TRUTH?

I just realized, it's not a terribly effective strawman when what your Villains are saying would be fascinating and inspirational if they weren't saying it in such an exaggeratedly creepy manner.