Monopoly rage knows no racial boundary.

Anyone who really thinks D&D geeks have a monopoly (no pun intended) on this kind of shit have never played with a regular boardgame group.

You know what? I'm kinda envious. They seem like a fun bunch, and I don't know anyone who would come over to play Monopoly with me.

Ventnor Avenue used to be such a nice place to live.

It must be hard to increase rent with all of them moving onto each other's property all the time.

Irv is loud and boisterous.

I don't think the bitch ass nigga rule comes from Parker Brothers.

thank god no one tried to steal his cheeseburger.

Oh sweet christ it's Irv Gotti. I should one-star this, as this is the asshole partially responsible for springing Ja Rule on an unsuspecting world.

Yeah, pretty much every Monopoly game comes down to 2 players getting Monopolies while everyone else is stuck sitting out until they go broke without a hope of getting anywhere.

Always thought a good way to alleviate that is lowering hotel rent and raising base rent.

This is what would happen every winter in my house. It was even worse when we got bored of Monopoly and moved on to Risk.

I was usually the jerk howling about rules and ruining it for everybody else.

I was going to four star it but the guy explaining what the fight was about earned it an extra star.

I knocked my brother out one time playing Risk.

To be fair we were drunk teenagers and I did warn him of the consequences of his actions if he fucked with South America.

Call it the LeMoyne Doctrine, I guess.

Oh fuck is shit getting real here?

Go straight to jail.

Yes this is every monopoly game ever.

I want to see them play other board games. Maybe Operation.

Whats with that game board, are they playing a special edition of Monopoly for Black People?

This is actually the monthly meeting of the zoning board, held monthly down in the basement of city hall.

Go Chicago.