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Caminante Nocturno - 2009-05-14

5 stars for reminding me how much I hate the recorder.

gambol - 2009-05-14

This is a good one.

garcet71283 - 2009-05-14

Riker's beard.

ASubmarineSandwich - 2009-05-15

If I recall, that's a parallel dimension Ryker whose ship exploded shortly thereafter.

Comeuppance - 2009-05-15

One of about 600.


garcet71283 - 2009-05-15

Beard alert...


Rodents of Unusual Size - 2009-05-15

A Fistful of Beards

kingofthenothing - 2009-05-28

I'm wondering if "Riker's Beard!!!" will be an exclamation of some kind, like the obscure stuff in the end of the Ron Burgundy credits. It'll be right up there with "Great Odin's Raven!"

IrishWhiskey - 2009-05-14

He knows it'll be fine by the end of the episode, or at most two-parter. No sense getting worked up about it.

Dinkin Flicka - 2009-05-15

But this IS a two parter, Irish - and THIS IS THE SECOND PART!!!

StanleyPain - 2009-05-14

I was worried after the Twain one...looks like they're back on track.

StanleyPain - 2009-05-14

I like how Riker turns into a hobo after a severe attack.

phalsebob - 2009-05-14

Hit by type IV hobo torpedos.

theSnake - 2009-05-14

If I may.... that Riker is from another dimension where the Borg have destroyed the entire Federation, and he is the Captain of the Enterprise, implying Picard is dead or still Locutus. His Enterprise is destroyed shortly after that transmission.

My beard is a fine beard. Excuse me, I must oil it now.

Vaidency - 2009-05-15

Well, if nothing else, that part of the clip is indicative of what happens when a beard goes too long without oiling. Oh, and 5 stars because I love this.

Syd Midnight - 2009-05-15

I was going to say the same thing StanleyPain did.

oogaBooga - 2009-05-14

Timing is everything. Dont be fooled by picard's demeanor - he's cooking something up.

Cleaner82 - 2009-05-14

How strange -- the worst one yet followed immediately by the best one yet.

chairsforcheap - 2009-05-14

you're retarded if you didn't like the mark twain one.

chairsforcheap - 2009-05-14

also, as good as this is, it's not the best one yet. They've already done this same joke about 5 times

Camonk - 2009-05-14

Holy crap have we actually fallen so far as to argue about a series of three minute videos?

We were mighty, once.

Aoi - 2009-05-14

Seriously, I will fight anyone that didn't like the last video. If you can't see the beauty in not requiring a single piece of visual editing (except a bit of minor Benny Hill-esque speeding up at points), and only altering one character's dialogue, to produce such a sublime piece of comedy, then I simply pity you.

Cleaner82 - 2009-05-15

I did like the Mark Twain one.

It was, however, the worst one yet. The lot of you can go to hell for all I care.

Syd Midnight - 2009-05-15

The Mark Twain one wasn't so hot because there was only a few seconds of audio to work with. It was funny, just not a masterpiece like the rest.

chairsforcheap - 2009-05-15

yeah i guess it's which side you like your bread buttered on. Personally i thought the fact that there was very little audio to work with was why it was funny

athodyd - 2009-05-14

how could anyone actually be expected to listen to laforge for more than a minute

Smellvin - 2009-05-14

The best part of the gag was the terrible tin whistle notes.

sliggy - 2009-05-14

That and hobo-Riker. My day is always brightened by the unexpected appearance of hobo-Riker. And if you look closely, you can see a cameo by hobo-Worf, flitting around behind him.

BHWW - 2009-05-14

Well, what's it going to be: a "total indifference" gag or a "gay sex" gag?

Either way, it's usually pretty amusing.

Herr Matthias - 2009-05-20

Can't believe you forgot the "DeviantArt Data" story arc

sosage - 2009-05-14

For some reason, Geordi getting disintegrated > Hobo Riker. They're both five in the end though.

Dinkin Flicka - 2009-05-15

It's the scream. I was hoping someone was going to mention this before I hit the bottom.

spencer - 2009-05-15

"Such Tenderness" is easily my favorite, but this one's up there.

Aubrey McFate - 2009-05-15

He is so annoyed.

voodoo_pork - 2009-05-15


Man Who Fights Like Woman - 2009-05-15

Picard was the best captain.

garcet71283 - 2009-05-15

Frasier was the best captain.

saganaki - 2009-05-15

Only because he kept ramming the Enterprise and causing its destruciton.

cognitivedissonance - 2009-05-15

The Enterprise basically runs itself. The pretense of the need for a captain is fairly thin.

Innocent Bystander - 2009-05-15

He's getting better, you gotta give him that.

Gwago - 2009-05-15

Oh shit... Riker from that alternate reality where the Borg have overrun everything! He can't even stop to shave, goddammit!

Rodents of Unusual Size - 2009-05-15

Because the Borg hate lice. That's why.

cognitivedissonance - 2009-05-15

This is, without doubt or equivocation, the best of the lot.

Andonyx - 2009-05-15

I didn't see the last one until I read all these comments. Now I have to say this:

23 is awesome if for no other reason than I think he's commenting on the visual simularity between their version of Twain, and Rip Taylor.

Xiphias - 2009-05-15

hey guys I hear that Riker is from an alternate reality

Herr Matthias - 2009-05-15

Riker and LaForge learn the hard way you don't cheat on the captain and get away with it.

citrusmirakel - 2009-05-16

He really has better things to do, guys.

Sphinx - 2009-05-16

Can't you people see that Picard's working so hard to get into Julliard? He seriously doesn't have time for that other shit...

Big Muddy - 2009-05-16

I'll say it: These are the best thing on POETV in terms of hilarity. Yep.

lieutenant halfabeef - 2009-05-26

"Captain, we have less than two hours of reserve oxygen!"

j lzrd / swift idiot - 2009-06-12

Fucking subordinates!

RomancingTrain - 2009-08-15

Sounds like he's trying to play Smoke on the water.

jaunch - 2013-05-14

Still good after all these years.

love - 2019-02-09

stars from the future

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