If I recall, that's a parallel dimension Ryker whose ship exploded shortly thereafter.

One of about 600.

AND THEN THEY ALL DIED

Beard alert...

Literally!

A Fistful of Beards

I'm wondering if "Riker's Beard!!!" will be an exclamation of some kind, like the obscure stuff in the end of the Ron Burgundy credits. It'll be right up there with "Great Odin's Raven!"

But this IS a two parter, Irish - and THIS IS THE SECOND PART!!!

I like how Riker turns into a hobo after a severe attack.

Hit by type IV hobo torpedos.

If I may.... that Riker is from another dimension where the Borg have destroyed the entire Federation, and he is the Captain of the Enterprise, implying Picard is dead or still Locutus. His Enterprise is destroyed shortly after that transmission.

My beard is a fine beard. Excuse me, I must oil it now.

Well, if nothing else, that part of the clip is indicative of what happens when a beard goes too long without oiling. Oh, and 5 stars because I love this.

I was going to say the same thing StanleyPain did.

you're retarded if you didn't like the mark twain one.

also, as good as this is, it's not the best one yet. They've already done this same joke about 5 times

Holy crap have we actually fallen so far as to argue about a series of three minute videos?

We were mighty, once.

Seriously, I will fight anyone that didn't like the last video. If you can't see the beauty in not requiring a single piece of visual editing (except a bit of minor Benny Hill-esque speeding up at points), and only altering one character's dialogue, to produce such a sublime piece of comedy, then I simply pity you.

I did like the Mark Twain one.

It was, however, the worst one yet. The lot of you can go to hell for all I care.

The Mark Twain one wasn't so hot because there was only a few seconds of audio to work with. It was funny, just not a masterpiece like the rest.

yeah i guess it's which side you like your bread buttered on. Personally i thought the fact that there was very little audio to work with was why it was funny

That and hobo-Riker. My day is always brightened by the unexpected appearance of hobo-Riker. And if you look closely, you can see a cameo by hobo-Worf, flitting around behind him.

Can't believe you forgot the "DeviantArt Data" story arc

It's the scream. I was hoping someone was going to mention this before I hit the bottom.

Frasier was the best captain.

Only because he kept ramming the Enterprise and causing its destruciton.

The Enterprise basically runs itself. The pretense of the need for a captain is fairly thin.

Because the Borg hate lice. That's why.