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StanleyPain - 2009-05-17

This is actually the lyrics to "Elvis Ate America" from the U2/Brian Eno album Passengers. Sounds kind of dumb just read as a "poem."

And while I am no huge fan of U2 or Bono, he is hardly the world's biggest piece of shit.

chairsforcheap - 2009-05-17

he wrote it for a zine in 1995 as a poem

also, IS TOO

Dinkin Flicka - 2009-05-17


Explain why.

SolRo - 2009-05-17

look at me, i hate bono, i'm popular!

chairsforcheap - 2009-05-17

what SolRo said.

StanleyPain - 2009-05-17


Binro the Heretic - 2009-05-17

Because South Park totally said Bono was a piece of shit...and those guys should know!

chairsforcheap - 2009-05-17

wow... did any of you actually watch the clip?

chairsforcheap - 2009-05-17

i'm sorry i said zine, i'm sorry i quoted southpark, just watch the video and tell me if you get past 30 seconds without tearing off a piece of your own skin with your fingernails

yourmother - 2009-05-17

Quit being sycophants, this video alone makes him a huge piece of shit.

Billie_Joe_Buttfuck - 2009-05-17

Bono cashes in on human suffering.

He impresses that buying red t-shirts will solve AIDS.

Five for Bono being a fuck.

yogarfield - 2014-03-05

I don't care how old this is, the fact that somebody here was defending Bono is upsetting me. I BELIEVED IN YOU PEOPLE.

Lurchi - 2009-05-17

Bono Vox
Head full of rocks

chairsforcheap - 2009-05-17

bono at night, sailor's delight

baleen - 2009-05-17

Bono, Irish Spring,
Bono, likes to sing,
Bono, tired thing,
Bono, becoming Sting.

Bono, celebrations,
Bono, on vacations,
Bono, United Nations,
Bono, assassinations.

Bono, sing a song,
Bono, shit filled dong,
Bono, a giant twat,
Bono, that's all I got.

chairsforcheap - 2009-05-17

bono on a boat,
bono wears a coat
bono slow as molasses
never took off his fooking glasses,

bono piss up a rope
bono billy goat
bono soaked in sperm
bono nicoderm

Billie_Joe_Buttfuck - 2009-05-18

bono fucked a goat
bono fucked a goat
bono fucked a goat
bono fucked a goat

bono was on the interstate
he was in a car
but his car broke down
and he fucked a goat on the side of the road

bono fucked a goat
bono fucked a goat
bono fucked a goat
bono fucked a goat

a police man drove to bono
and the police man watched him fuck a goat
and then he pulled out his baton
and whupped bono's ass

bono fucked a goat
bono fucked a goat
bono fucked a goat
bono fucked a goat

Xerox! Ampersand! Fuck!

chairsforcheap - 2009-05-18

bono couldn't ski
bono hit a tree
bono wasn't me
bono was sonny

Timothy A. Bear - 2009-05-17

And now, a poem about Neil Diamond.

baleen - 2009-05-17


manfred - 2009-05-17

"the man is mentally ill"

Hooker - 2009-05-18

Five purely on the basis of bypassing hte swear filter that doesn't exist.

Charles - 2009-05-25


KnowFuture - 2009-06-06

I voted this out of the hopper so I could piss all over it and now I can't think of anything funny.

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