I can't seem to...get it...off.

The look of the remaining chick on takeoff is where the stars go too.

HOW did it get stuck?

That was rough to watch. I looked around for an explanation, but the verdict is still out. Everything from tree sap, to fishing line, to eagle poop is being considered.

Oh yes, the majestic bird, taking effortlessly to the air while man is earthbound.

Bet you could have used some hands, eh.

Well, it was probably only a matter of time before the other chick booted it out of the nest anyways.

That was heartbreaking. Poor little guy...

And a lone tear was later seen rolling down the majestic bald eagle's face.

Never forget.

Eagles are nature's own retardeds

He is a Bird of bad moral Character. He does not get his Living honestly. You may have seen him perched on some dead Tree near the River, where, too lazy to fish for himself, he watches the Labour of the Fishing Hawk; and when that diligent Bird has at length taken a Fish, and is bearing it to his Nest for the Support of his Mate and young Ones, the Bald Eagle pursues him and takes it from him.

Aww, poor baby eagle. :( Nature is a bitch. Probably dried urates that stuck it to Mom's butt. So that means Mom crapped on her kid and then sat there.

Bald eagles really are not the most awesome birds ever.

No, baby eagle. Don't go under mother's wing! Do you know where your sister is? Do you know what mother just regurgitated for dinner?!

Run, baby eagle. Run for your life!

the good of the many outweighs the good of the one

Ha ha, eagles are fucking stupid.

Let's hope she didn't poop on the second one