No, it's great.

now, did he say "war is hell"
or, "i'm bored as hell" ?

because..................
i'm pretty sure it was the latter.

:)

I'm pretty sure it's the former.

also this video is pretty much perfect

thank god OUR TROOPS have your five stars, certainly the knowledge of that will help them deal with decades of suppress guilt over their own murdering worthlessness

Or maybe nobody gives a shit about Gomorrah.

Honestly, you don't care about Iraqis, so stop pretending.

That is like the most boring story possible from a war.

"One time me and a bunch of dudes climbed a mountain."
"Oh, no way!"
"Yeah, it was hard. Everyone was tired."
"And?"
"What do you mean 'and'? Everyone was REALLY tired! I mean, like, just fuckin' so tired!"
"Well, how tired?"
"Like they'd climbed a mountain."

This video is the same way. "Hey, say something." "War is hell." Wow no shit. "Want to say something original, sir?" "... No. I have ennuis."

eat a dick you bloodthirsty sadist

There once was a man in Afganistan
to walk up Fuck-mountain was his plan
not shots were fired
but damn was he tired
but at least he got a good tan

I'm not going to lie, that limerick could be improved.

Camonk, dude, every soldier that was in every war ever would probably sympathize with this video

It's supposed to be mundane to represent the story, jeez.

yeah i guess i should have picked the one video where the tired soldier sitting in a fox hole ad libbed a full sonnet/lament

Carmonk sounds like a guy who doesn't climb many mountains...

Man I could tell you stories about working in tech support, or going to grad school. Everybody who'd done either would totally sympathize.

Doesn't make those stories interesting.

i have a sadder story: i once met an iraqi refugee.

That poor refugee

They could watch "Canadians ambushed by insurgents in Afghanistan", then watch this clip on a loop for a week straight.

:]

HOW DARE YOU

hyuk-yuk! hay kiyds! its gommorrah, here to lead us in the fag dance!

oh shit you're here now?

not a foxhole. marines dig FIGHTING HOLES

and this guy's clearly in the fight

i'm not trolling, i legitimately find the american propensity towards military-worship to be deranged and laughably hypocritical

Let's not quibble, Gommorrah. Your entire schtick is trolling.

Christ. Travel a bit. The entire world is exactly the same way. No one cares. Drink some beer and go weep in a corner.

Gommorrah, I don't think it is military worship so much as it is human empathy for people who have experienced the absolute worst things in the world.

lol yes they're truly experienced the worst thing in the world

somebody should tell Iraqi boy who lost both his parents, three of his limbs and 70% of his skin in a white-phosphorous attack when his country was conquered for no reason that two white chunky paid volunteer murderers who work for the same organization are having such a bad time in a ditch somewhere that they took their videocamera and uploaded a sardonic video to the internet. see what he says

I'm sorry I tried to speak reasonably to you, you're an idiot.

You would scare that hypothetical child Gommorah.

His hypothetical caretaker would shoo you away in a fashion that implied violent steps would be taken if nessecary.

jesus christ

i don't think it is pointless

your ridiculous behavior is extremely common, why would I freak out?

Awww, fuck yeah.

Your self-righteousness is so FUCKING SEXY.

you're performing very poorly, stog